What do a single mom, a three-hundred-pound cable installer who wants to be a lactation consultant, and a deranged millionaire with a Burt Reynolds fixation have in common? They all have Nipple Confusion!

NIPPLE CONFUSION is a comic novel inspired by how useless I felt while my wife breastfed our two children.

New chapters are posted every Wednesday. Better yet, fill in the subscription box on the right, and you’ll receive each chapter by email as soon as its posted. (And don’t worry, I won’t spam you or share your email with anyone else).



Billy Taylor is the author of the novel BASED ON THE MOVIE, a rollicking comedy about the film business that PUBLISHERS WEEKLY called “Fast and funny.”

I’m a graduate of The SUNY Purchase Film Department and New York University’s Interactive Telecommunications program. Before turning my hand to writing, I worked as a dolly grip on dozens of movies and TV programs including “Pee-Wee’s Playhouse” and “My Cousin Vinny.”

NIPPLE CONFUSION is dedicated to my wife, Anne, who endured countless late-night feedings, abusive TSA agents, and other unmentionable indignities to breastfeed our two children.

Visit me online at www.billytaylor.com


NIPPLE CONFUSION is a work of fiction. All names, characters, and places are either products of my imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual people, events, or breasts is entirely coincidental.